Reality

genuinelycornflakes:

moominboy:

you wake up. its a beautiful day. the world is brand new. but then, just as you get up out of bed and open the curtains to admire the new day, you see it. the entire sun has been replaced with nikki minaj’s face. it stares down at you, unflinching, unyielding. and in 3 days, unless you do something, it will crash down to earth and destroy everything. your quest has begun

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

rainbowpugs asked: Y u gotta be so mean

rainbowpugs asked: Bby I luv u u so fine

Gurl yu kno I’m takennnn 

(Source: tylerheffron)